tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89141546851529837092024-03-05T18:30:38.467-08:00A different perspectiveग़र देखना ही चाहते हो हमारी उड़ान को,तो जा कर जरा ऊँचा करो उस आसमान को..
this blog is for sharing all my thoughts and also those of others that shape my thinking and life.Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-62940246060286529122023-04-16T01:29:00.001-07:002023-04-16T01:29:17.475-07:00बल्ब<span id="docs-internal-guid-8fac766c-7fff-6dab-f6e0-6e0eff42d1d9"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">4 साल कोई नहीं टिका था आज तक | फिलामेंट वाले बल्ब ज्यादा से ज्यादा 8-10 महीने टिकते थे | पर ये बल्ब अलग था | इसकी कहानी शुरू होती है बक्सर जिला के गंगौली गांव में | आजादी के 7 दशक बीतने के बाद जब वहा पहली बार बिजली आयी , तो हर घर में फिलामेंट वाले बल्ब लग गए | देखते ही देखते लालटेनों का वर्चस्व ध्वस्त हो गया | पहले नए लालटेन बिकने कम हुए, फिर पुराने लालटेनों की मरम्मत होनी कम हुई | सरपंच साहब का घर शायद पहला था जहा से लालटेनों का हुक्का पानी सब पहले उठा | ऐसा नहीं के बिजली 24 घंटे रहती थी | पर जेनसेट और बैटरी के द्वारा बाहर से समर्थन मिलने के बाद फिलामेंट बल्बों को पूर्ण बहुमत प्राप्त हो गया और राहुल गाँधी के तरह लालटेनों को रोशनी के सदन से निष्काषित कर दिया गया | </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">सरपंच जी की हवेली में कुल 25 बल्ब लगे थे | हर दूसरे हफ्ते कोई न कोई बल्ब दम तोड़ता था और अँधेरे के खिलाफ जंग में उसकी जगह नया रंगरूट बल्ब लेता था | जंग में कुर्बानी तो लगती ही है | इन बल्बों के सीने में पीली लौ धधकते रहती थी | शायद अँधेरे को हराने के घमंड में ये कुछ ज्यादा ही तेज़ जलते थे | तभी तो इनमे से कोई भी चंद महीनो से ज्यादा नहीं टिक पाता था | पर कोई नहीं।<i>चमन में इख़्तिलात-ए-रंग-ओ-बू से बात बनती है.</i>.. </span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdOzQk3Fc0xbcVGu472T24rGicJoN6xE7r0Kue-LeuIuhO4H5poe1jgOvoGuYp6D4gSmRTZzoN3wblPr6Fsk9SwOuacVAojP4hgMs8mXTUywIGRfSylyPdwsKf5El0Ym6uxPdurVY54Y6grzfjj4VB5afYfMY8Y4IV7x_wj3Zhp9dEYg3kl_nsiilzvA/s1100/istock_000032773152medium_slide-96511acbe30d79d667719940deb87edbc04928e1-s1100-c50.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="733" data-original-width="1100" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdOzQk3Fc0xbcVGu472T24rGicJoN6xE7r0Kue-LeuIuhO4H5poe1jgOvoGuYp6D4gSmRTZzoN3wblPr6Fsk9SwOuacVAojP4hgMs8mXTUywIGRfSylyPdwsKf5El0Ym6uxPdurVY54Y6grzfjj4VB5afYfMY8Y4IV7x_wj3Zhp9dEYg3kl_nsiilzvA/s320/istock_000032773152medium_slide-96511acbe30d79d667719940deb87edbc04928e1-s1100-c50.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><br /></span><p></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">हवेली के मुख्य द्वार पर 4 बल्ब थे | उनमे से एक बहुत जीवट था | वो शुरू से वही पे लगा हुआ था | चुपचाप अपना काम करता था | थोड़ा हल्का जलता था, पर पूरी गंभीरता से | वो जल्दी गर्म नहीं होता था। उसकी रोशनी में एक ठहराव था। शायद इसी लिए , 2 साल बाद भी वो मुख्य द्वार के बाएं कोने पे जस का तस लटका हुआ था | उसके साथ आए उसके 24 साथी एक एक कर सुपर्द-ए-ख़ाक हो चुके थे | उसकी आँखों से सामने आए उसकी आधी उम्र के बल्ब भी जल के भस्म हो चुके थे | पर वो अलग ही मिटटी का बना था | उसका काम था जलना , वो जलते रहता था। </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">एक दिन, उसके बगल वाला बल्ब झिलमिलाने लगा। ये अच्छा संकेत नहीं था। दुनिया ने ये तय किया है के झिलमिलाना सिर्फ दिवाली वाली छोटी बल्बों को शोभा देता है, न की फिलामेंट वाली बड़ी बल्बों को. "क्या हुआ बेटा ? सब खैरियत ? तुम तो पिछले हफ्ते ही आए हो ना ? तबियत ठीक नहीं लग रही? " बूढ़े बल्ब ने पूछा | "सब ठीक है चाचा। मुझे आपके जैसा एक टक जलते रहना पसंद नहीं | आपने वो दिवाली वाले बल्ब नहीं देखे है ? क्या मस्त रंग बिरंगे चकमक जलते है वो | आपको पता है? वो बाहर मुल्क से आते है हर साल | सुना है वो हमसे महंगे है। साल में २ दिन जलते है, फिर पूरे साल आराम। मुझे वही बनना है। " ये बोलकर, नौसिखुआ बल्ब और मचल के जलने बुझने लगा। उसे लगा के उसका ये हुनर सरपंच साहब का बेटा देखकर खुश होगा और उसे दिवाली वाले बल्बों की टोली में डाल देगा। पर बूढ़ा बल्ब जानता था। पता था उसे , के हर बल्ब के लिए इंसानो ने किरदार तय करके रखे थे । उस खांचे से निकलने का ख्वाब कई बल्बों के अकाल मृत्यु का कारण बन चुका था। पर, इससे पहले के वो कुछ कहता, सरपंच के बेटे की नज़र नए बल्ब पे पड़ गयी। उसने बगल से सीढ़ी खींची, ऊपर चढ़ा और झिलमिल बल्ब को गोल घुमा के होल्डर से निकाल दिया।एक क्षण में उस बल्ब के सपने उसके जीवन की लौ के साथ बुझ गए। अब बूढ़े बल्ब ने गिनती रखना छोड़ दिया था। वो बस अपने काम से काम रखता था। उसका काम था जलना , वो जलते रहता था। </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">अगले दिन , सरपंच का बेटा फिर सीढ़ी पे चढ़ा। नए रंगरूट के बहाली का वक़्त आ गया। बूढ़े बल्ब ने ये कार्यक्रम कई बार देखा था। सरपंच के बेटे ने जेब में हाथ डाली और नया बल्ब निकाला।लेकिन , ये क्या बला है! ये नया बल्ब तो बल्ब जैसा दिख ही नहीं रहा ! सफ़ेद था ये, 2 लम्बी पाइप थी मुड़ी हुई। सबसे गजब बात तो ये, के उसके अंदर का कुछ दिख ही नहीं रहा था ! जैसे ही स्विच ऑन हुआ, बूढ़े बल्ब की आँखे चुन्धिया गयी। ऐसा लगा मानो किसी ने आँखों के सामने सूर्य लाके रख दिया हो।बूढ़े बल्ब ने धीरे धीरे आंखे खोली। "कौन हो भाई तुम? इधर के तो नहीं लग रहे। विलायत से हो क्या? इतने गोर चिट्टे। " रोशनी के नए देवता ने बूढ़े बल्ब की ओर देखा , " नमस्ते अंकल ! सॉरी , आपको देखा नहीं अपनी रोशनी में | मै भी इंडिया से ही हूँ। बन्दे को CFL कहते है | आज पहली बार देखा है आपकी पीढ़ी के बल्बों को | शहर में तो सुना था के आपकी generation का कोई नहीं बचा है अब।" बूढ़ा बल्ब चुप रहा। उसका काम था जलना, वो जलते रहता था | </span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">दिन बीते , फिर हफ्ते , फिर कुछ महीने | एक एक करके बाकि बचे हुए पीले बल्ब बुझते गए , और हर बार, उनकी जगह कोई नया CFL लेता गया | मुख्य द्वार पर अब तीन CFL थे, और एक... बूढ़ा बल्ब | CFL की दूधिया रोशनी में पीले बल्ब की टिमटिमाहट छुप जाती थी | शायद, हवेली के लोगो को अब याद भी न था के बाएं कोने में एक पीला बल्ब 2 साल बाद भी जले जा रहा था। अब बूढ़ा बल्ब पहले से भी ज्यादा चुप रहता था। CFL की अपनी जमात थी, बात करने का अपना लहज़ा था। बुढऊ को वो अपने से थोड़ा दूर ही रखते थे | उनके मन में क्या चल रहा था, ये बूढ़ा बल्ब समझ न पाता था | फिलामेंट बल्ब मन के साफ़ होते थे । तभी तो कोई भी उनके अंदर झाँक के देख सकता था। कुछ था ही नहीं छुपाने को | पर ये नए CFL ... कौन जाने इनके अंदर क्या चल रहा | बूढ़े बल्ब को अपनी जवानी याद आती थी | कैसे , जब वो और उसके साथी आए थे तो सारे लालटेन उनको कौतुहल से देखते थे | पर उन्होंने कभी लालटेनों का उपहास नहीं किया | उन्हें घर का बुजुर्ग़ जान कर उनकी इज्जत की | उनसे सीखा , के कैसे अँधेरे से लड़ते है और कैसे खुद को जलाकर भी दुसरो को रोशनी देते है | पर ठीक है, हर पीढ़ी अलग होती है | हर पीढ़ी, अपने अनुभव से सीखती है | हर पीढ़ी का दौर आता है , और फिर, ख़त्म भी होता है | इन बातो से विचलित होना ,उन्हें दिल पे लगाना, गुस्से में तेज़ जलना या बुझ जाना , ये बूढ़े बल्ब का चरित्र था ही नहीं | व्यर्थ की चिंता करना, ये सोचना के न जाने और कितने दिन बचे है , गिड़गिड़ाना , सरपंच के बेटे को खुश करने के लिए CFL की तरह तेज़ जलना ...ये विचार उसके मन में आते ही नहीं थे | उसका काम था जलना , वो जलते रहता था। </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></p><br /><br />Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-19392238393989939132018-04-18T21:23:00.000-07:002018-04-18T21:23:38.988-07:00अच्छे दिन | <div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;">आज देश के युवा एवं
वृद्ध अच्छे दिन का इंतज़ार कर रहे है </span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">|</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> परंतु</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;">
स्कूल के दिन जीवन के सबसे अच्छे दिन होते है</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">|</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;">
और उन दिनो में भी वो दिन ख़ास होते थे जब सुबह 9 बजे तक बारिश होते रहती थी </span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">|</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> बिजली गुल</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> कामवाली नदारद</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> टपकती छत से गिरती बूंदों को बिस्तर पे रखे बर्तन मे
जमा होना और बाहर झमझम बारिश </span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">|</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> और इन सबके बीच में बार बार माँ की तरफ उम्मीद
से देखना</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> लेकिन कुछ न कहना </span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">|</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;">“सुनिए</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> एक बार स्कूल का नंबर लगा के पूछ लीजिये </span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">|</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> आज छुट्टी तो नहीं है न</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">?</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;">
इतनी बारिश मे बच्चे कैसे जाएंगे स्कूल</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">?</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> “
मेरे जूते का फीता बांधते हुए जब माँ ये वाक्य पापा को कहती थी</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> तो मन में उतनी ही खुशी होती थी जितनी जब कोई घर आया
रिश्तेदार जाते समय 50 रुपए का नोट चुपके से मेरी जेब में रख जाता था और इससे पहले के माँ
कुछ कहे</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> मैं फुर्र से भाग जाता था </span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">|</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> “बारिश कम हो
रही है</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">|</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> कितने रिक्शे और साइकल वाले बच्चे जा रहे
है स्कूल</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">|</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> तुम जल्दी से इसे तैयार करो </span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">|</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt;"> चेहरा देखो जनाब का ! छुट्टी के नाम पे इनकी खुशी
छिपाये नहीं छिप रही! “ पिताजी के इस वाक्य के बाद मेरे अरमान बारिश मे अनायास धूल
रहे भैंस की तरह धूल गए </span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif;">|<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">रिक्शेवाले की घंटी बजी</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"> और मैं भारी मन से मन भर भारी बस्ता उठा के चल पड़ा </span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">|</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"> माँ ने प्रतिदिन की भांति 2 रुपए दिये</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"> इसमे से 1 रुपया गुल्लक मे जाएगा</span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"> और दूसरे से आज चाट की दावत होगी </span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">|</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"> अच्छे दिन वो थे जब ग़म भुलाने के लिए एक रुपए वाली
चाट काफी थी </span><span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">| </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Nirmala UI",sans-serif; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;">रिक्शे मे सभी
चेहरे उतरे हुए थे </span>|<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> लग रहा था वर्ल्ड कप मे पाकिस्तान से हार
गए है </span>|<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> रिक्शावाला अपनी धुन मे पैडल मारे जा रहा
था </span>|<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> बारिश के कारण रिक्शे पे एक हरी प्लास्टिक
लगी हुई थी</span>|<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> क्या बेकार दिन है</span>,<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> एक तो छुट्टी नहीं मिली</span>,<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;">
ऊपर से रिक्शे के बाहर देख भी नहीं पा रहे </span>|<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> इसी बीच में साइकल के घंटियो का शोर सुनाई
दिया</span>,<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> और कही से एक आवाज़ आयी</span>,<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> “छुट्टी है !!! </span>Rainy
Day!!!”<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> रिक्शे के अंदर सभी के कान खरगोश के तरह खड़े हो
गए </span>|<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;">मैं किनारे बैठा था </span>|<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> मैंने प्लास्टिक हटाई </span>|<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;">
सामने का नज़ारा हमारी आंखो मे वही चमक ला गया जो आपकी आंखो में अच्छे दिन के
साक्षात दर्शन मिलने पे भी शायद न आए </span>|<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> विद्यार्थियो का हुजूम रिक्शा और साइकल पे
विधालय की विपरीत दिशा मे जा रहा है </span>|<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> आखिरकार छुट्टी की घोषणा हो ही गयी! मेरी
खुशी का ठिकाना ही नहीं रहा </span>|<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> एक तो स्कूल जाने के लिए 2 रुपया वला दैनिक रिश्वत भी मिल गयी </span>|<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 107%;"> इधर छुट्टी भी मिल गयी! इंद्रदेव की अनुकंपा से एक आम
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ShIITJee (So Hot! IITJEE), the premiere IIT coaching institute has launched it’s new “Hospital to Hostel” program to help kids crack the exam that most parents think will change their kid’s life forever.</div>
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Students’ uniforms are also such that they can be used as hospital costumes too, in case of any medical emergency.(image source: My Faking News)</div>
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Over the last two decades, ShIITJee has come up with novel programs to help students win the rat race. What started as a coaching for 12th standard students, was later modified to start the training immediately after class 10 board exams (because, why should a student be given 2 months to enjoy after going through the first major academic challenge of his/her life?).</div>
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Later, ShIITJee realised that their teaching methodology wasn’t good enough to prepare students over a two year period for a 6 hour exam. So, they started another program where Class VIII students could enrol to ensure early demise of their childhood.</div>
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Now, on popular demand of parents and based on a market survey conducted by their internal marketing team, ShIITJee has come up with the “Hospital to hostel” program. Speaking at the launch party of this scheme, Mr. Kirkiit Kanpuria said, “JEE prepartion is like farting in public. There’s never a right time for it and the earlier you start, the better chance you have of getting through it safely with least noise. To give ShIITJians an edge over the competition and fill all the IITs with ShIIT, we have come up with this innovative course structure.” He added, “We had already replaced 10+2 schools. With this programme, parents who enroll within the first three months of pregnancy, will get a 20% discount and our Talent Coach will be available at the hospital at the time of delivery to take the delivery. Nursery rhymes will be replaced by HC Verma and Irodov will replace Shakespeare. With this initiative, we have not only done away with the archaic school system but also the nagging grandparents who had to be kept at home to take care of these future ShIITJians.”</div>
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The news has been received with skepticism by the parent and student community. While some feel that this will put undue pressure on the students, others feel that even this isn’t enough. “There is no sure shot way to crack the JEE. Aptitude and attitude are more important than rote learning”, said Sonu, an IIT aspirant from Kota. Meanwhile, PETAnjali pharmaceuticals has launched a new drug called “<em style="margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px;">JEEjewak vati” </em>which pregnant women can take to increase their chances of being the mother of an IITian.</div>
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(This post was also shared at <a href="http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/01/27/shiitjee-launches-hospital-to-hostel-programme-for-newborn-babies/" style="background-color: transparent;">My Faking News</a>)</div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-5666688619465024512015-08-20T05:54:00.000-07:002015-08-20T05:54:01.321-07:00To counter Modi, Nawaz Sharif to visit 100 countries via Google Earth<div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 10px;">
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Stung and stunned with Modi’s one after another successful foreign trips, Pakistani PM has come under tremendous pressure to counter this ‘charm jihad’ of India at the global level. The Pakistani government yesterday announced that Mr. Sharif will be travelling to close to 100 countries using Google Earth.</div>
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“Pakistan values its allies. To take our ties to next level, our Vazeer-E-Azam will visit 100 countries this year. Unlike the PM of our neighboring failed state, who wastes millions on such trips and causes global warming, our PM will make these trips via Google Earth,” Pakistan’s External Affairs Minister declared from a dormitory in a US lodge.</div>
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There was widespread enthusiasm in Indian media too regarding this development.</div>
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NDTV ran the ‘Blow to Modi’ ticker after a very long hiatus. “Mr. Shareef has shown the mirror to Modi. He has shown that Modi needs to do a lot of catching up when it comes to tackling the menace of global warming caused by aero planes,” Congress leader Mani Shankar Aiyar told NDTV in an exclusive interview over the issue.</div>
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BBC invited Arundhati Roy for discussion on the topic where three fans of Arundhati Roy were present to counter her views. She used some very complicated words that have been sent to Manish Tiwari for decryption by this Faking News reporter. The one part that our reporter understood was about how ‘bhookha nanga Hindustan’ cannot afford the largesse of Mr. Modi.</div>
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Times Now asked users to tweet with #GoogleGate. Arnab Goswami invited two retired officers of Pakistani army and extracted his revenge for all the wars they had waged against India. A panelist at Times Now claimed that lack of funds due to all money spent on Sunny Leone pirated videos had forced the Government of Pakistan to use Google Earth instead of economy class air travel.</div>
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When a reporter named Chatur Chintu asked Rahul Gandhi about the issue, he searched for something in his pocket in vain. Then he said that today was not a day for politics.</div>
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Meanwhile at a meeting to announce Modi’s trip to the republic of Azkaban, Minister of External affairs Sushma Swaraj refused to comment on Pakistan’s move. She instead suggested that the reporter should ask his mom why she had cooked biriyani for him although he likes fried rice.</div>
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<i>Note: This article was also published by me at <a href="http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/08/to-counter-modi-nawaz-sharif-to-visit-100-countries-via-google-earth/">Faking News</a></i></div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-35643827993342879712014-12-15T00:44:00.000-08:002014-12-15T00:50:55.418-08:00Who is the greatest Indian fictional character of all time and why?<span href="https://www.quora.com/Who-is-the-greatest-Indian-fictional-character-of-all-time-and-why#" id="__w2_PvIkkc5_toggle_link"><span class="inline_editor_value"></span></span><br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;">Someone asked on <a href="https://www.quora.com/Who-is-the-greatest-Indian-fictional-character-of-all-time-and-why">Quora </a>-"Who is the greatest Indian fictional character of all time and why?"</span>The answers were varied. One person thought it's Shiva. Another guy said 'Shaktimaan' was the greatest of all.<br />
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I believe that the <span style="font-weight: normal;">greatest Indian fictional character, rather, characters of all time are the "chaar log"(four people. Here is what I wrote:</span><br />
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<span href="https://www.quora.com/Who-is-the-greatest-Indian-fictional-character-of-all-time-and-why#" id="__w2_ng25KKp_toggle_link"><b>"Chaar log" a.k.a "the four people"</b> are the greatest fictional character of all time.<br />You ask why? Well, because these four people have changed the course of life of millions of Indians. <br /><br />Someone
wanted to be a musician, but the fear of "<b>chaar log kya kahenge</b>" kept
him from growing his hair long, picking up a guitar and enrolling in a
music academy instead of the roadside management institue.<br /><br />Someone wanted to marry his love(from another caste/religion/ daughter of a dowry-defcient father) , but
the fear of "<b>chaar log kya kahenge</b>" made sure he settled for that pretty
face which drove to his house in a SUV filled with gold jewellery
'gifted' by a doting father.<br /><br />Someone wanted to wear a sleeveless
to the college fest, but the fear of "<b>chaar log kya kahenge</b>" made sure
she danced awkwardly to the beats of "Angrezi Beat" in her two kilogram
of culture.<br /><br /><span href="https://www.quora.com/Who-is-the-greatest-Indian-fictional-character-of-all-time-and-why?share=1#" id="__w2_ng25KKp_toggle_link"><span id="ld_ogufjd_55874"><span id="ld_hefids_767"><span class="inline_editor_value">Someone wanted to get out of an abusive marriage, but the fear of "<b>chaar log kya kahenge</b>"made
sure she tolerated the beatings.She kept quiet for her family's "izzat"
and for letting her kids have a father. Then one day, she landed in the
ICU with 80% burns. She wanted to name him,shame him...but her dying
statement, she said that it was an accident and she should have been
careful.<br /><br />These "<b>four people</b>", we never actually meet them, but the kind of influence they exert on our lives is enormous.</span></span></span></span></span></div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-90461514327143477212014-12-08T05:18:00.001-08:002014-12-09T00:51:41.039-08:00Uber needs to own up to its mistakes.<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">The </span><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><a href="http://www.ndtv.com/article/cheat-sheet/uber-hired-repeat-offender-5-major-lapses-in-delhi-rape-case-631128?curl=1418041762"><span lang="EN-US">rape</span></a></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"> of a 27 year
old financial executive by a cab driver affiliated with Uber has sounded the
death knell for Uber’s Delhi operations. CEO Travis Kalanick, has </span><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><a href="http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/what-uber-ceo-says-about-delhi-rape-631453"><span lang="EN-US">promised</span></a></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"> to cooperate fully
with the authorities(as if there’s another way). But, he did not admit that
there were lapses on part of Uber. In 2011,the accused had spent seven months in jail on a rape charge(although he was acquitted later). Uber had not bothered to verify if his documents were original and neither they had any record of his previous arrest.They did not answer why the cab had no GPS tracking and why
the only way to track the driver was through the Uber app in his smartphone (which
he conveniently turned off).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Uber’s executives have never bothered themselves with rules and
regulations. They are engaged in numerous lawsuits worldwide. They have openly
and unethically </span><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span lang="EN-US">poached</span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"> the drivers
of their competitors, and threatened their customer’s privacy by </span><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/bensmith/uber-executive-suggests-digging-up-dirt-on-journalists"><span lang="EN-US">suggesting</span></a></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"> they would
not mind mining their data for personal vendetta.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">They have managed to arm-twist other markets. India, though, has been
different. First, they were reprimanded by the Reserve Bank Of India for not
complying with the mandatory two-step verification for credit card
transactions, and now they have been suspended from operating in Delhi. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">There is no denying to New Delhi and NCR being a mess when it comes to
women safety. But that cannot be an excuse for Uber’s failure to implement the
most basic safety measures in its cabs. Uber has been a great success. The
premise of being able to track your ride in real time is both convenient and a
great step towards increased safety. But this very USP of Uber was missing in
the Delhi case. Uber is a great idea, which needs to be saved from its own
creators who give the impression that ‘anything goes’ till you are able to
deliver profits. If that means banning Uber or switching to Lyft(or Meru and
Mega cabs in case of India), so be it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-37248084243589909562014-03-04T10:23:00.001-08:002014-03-06T19:48:19.550-08:00Micromax: From nothing to nothing like anything.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";"> (This article was originally written for and published in <a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RvOiBO6LYW1BHNJoC5ota9Aj0CSfDS9UBeoALwHJAww/edit">Vishwavyapar </a>Feb '14 Issue. ) </span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Hugh Jackman promoting Micromax Canvas Turbo<br />(image source: <a href="http://www.fonearena.com/blog/85073/micromax-ropes-in-hugh-jackman-as-its-brand-ambassador.html">Fonearena</a>)</td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">Until
a few years ago, Micromax Informatics Limited (now you know why their website
is micromaxinfo.com) was just another IT company dealing in embedded platforms and
distributing computer hardware. In 2008, they launched their first mobile phone
with a battery backup of 30 days. And the rest, as they say, is history in
making.</span></div>
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<b><u><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">It
all started with a truck battery!<o:p></o:p></span></u></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">In
2007, a truck battery inspired Rahul Sharma, co-founder, Micromax Informatics
Limited to foray into mobile handset business. In the powerless village of
Behrampur, West Bengal, he saw a PCO being powered by this truck battery. The
PCO owner carried this battery to an adjacent village 12 KM away every night to
charge it. The routine was repeated all throughout the year. The best part was,
this operator made a tidy profit too! In that dusty village, Mr. Rahul learned
first-hand that “Necessity is the mother of invention”. Soon, he convinced his partners and Micromax
launched their first phone with a month long battery backup. The phone was a
hit in a nation suffering from chronic power shortage where electricity for
charging a cellphone is a luxury in many parts of the country.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><u><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Filling the gaps.<o:p></o:p></span></u></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The year 2008 in India was the pre-android era. The
booming mobile handset market was dominated by big international players like Nokia,
Samsung, LG and Sony Ericsson. Nokia alone commanded around 80% of the market
share with Samsung beginning to grow new fangs with the success of its Corby
and Guru series of feature and basic phones respectively.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">To think that a local player could enter this
market, let alone make a dent in the shares of the Big Four was unimaginable. </span><span lang="EN-GB" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">Rahul Sharma, Sumeet Arora, Vikas Jain
(co-founders, Micromax) decided to do the unimaginable.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">The global handset brands loved to sell to Indians, but
shied away from trying to fathom what Indians actually needed. They brought to
India the handsets that were designed keeping European and American markets in
mind. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">The middle class Indian consumer did not find much use of
increasing megapixels, sharper screens but falling battery life. Micromax
filled that gap by launching handsets with long standby that performed the most
basic functions required of a cell phone without any added bells. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">Micromax later realised that many people, especially
youngsters carried multiple handsets to keep their work and personal lives
separate. It launched India’s first dual sim phone. This particular innovation
was what turned the tide for them. Suddenly, everyone wanted to own one of these
new wonder phones. While Samsung shuddered, Nokia shrugged. Samsung was clever
enough to soon launch dual sim handsets. Nokia, on the other hand thought these
were cheap gimmicks. It took Nokia almost two years to come up with its first
dual sim phone. By then, the tables had turned. Samsung was now breathing down
Nokia’s neck and Micromax, the Indian company which sold rebranded Chinese
phones was gaining market share, respectability and acceptability at a pace
that made every market analyst sit and take note.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><u><span lang="EN-GB" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 150%;">From Chinese to Indian.</span></u></b><u><span lang="EN-GB" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 150%;"><o:p></o:p></span></u></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">Micromax’s tagline is “<i>Nothing like anything”. </i> In the past years, they have tried to live up
to their words.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">Not only have they bulldozed their way in the Indian mobile
handset market, they have ignored the temptation of being complacent like Nokia
and other smaller Indian players like Karbonn Mobiles and Maxx who looked
promising at one point of time but turned out to be mere shooting stars. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">As
Rahul Sharma, co-founder, Micromax, had said in an interview: "The
strategy is simple: create high volumes, reach the customer base through
effective distribution, and give them products that are innovative and
cost-effective. Finally, create a strong brand." <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">The
strategy of Micromax has been to look at four critical components of a phone
which also determine its price. They are- the screen, the camera, the chipset
and the memory used in the device.<span style="background: #F9F9F9;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">Micromax has reinvented itself. They have tried to balance
profitability with quality and succeeded to a large extent. Initially, they
ordered most of their handsets from Chinese OEMs, rebranded them and sold them
at prices half of what companies like Samsung charged for phones with similar
specifications. To shed the ‘<i>cheap’ </i>brand tag, Micromax made sure to
partner with only the Tier I manufacturers in China. These were the same
manufacturers who produced handsets for Samsung and Apple.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">To keep the costs down, they ordered in bulk, in tune of
500,000 handsets at one go. This obsession with volume growth led to better
cost efficiencies. In 2011 alone, Micromax shipped four million handsets
worldwide and captured 8 per cent market share in India.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">All good things must come to an end. The days of cheap
labour in China is numbered.</span><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;"> At
Shenzhen, where some of China's largest electronics manufacturers are located,
the minimum wage is set for a 13.3 per cent hike from this year - a move that
could have a ripple effect across the world's major technology companies.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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has understood this and now focuses on building manufacturing units in India. Its
manufacturing unit in Himachal manufactures tablets and LEDs. It has also
started importing components from China and assembling handsets in its Indian
plants to bring down import costs.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">Since
2008, Micromax has consistently tried to move up the value chain. What started
with a very basic handset has metamorphosed into a comprehensive suite offering
handsets starting from Rs 1,000 to Rs 20,000. Micromax has taken the android
segment by storm. Its low-end android phones are marketed under the ‘<i>Bolt’ </i>line.
Under the ‘<i>Canvas’ </i>line, Micromax offers android phones with high end
specifications at prices of mid-range devices. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">Micromax
has grown confident about itself. It launched the Micromax Canvas HD, its first
android phone with a full-HD screen just a day after Samsung announced Galaxy
Grand. On paper, Canvas HD beat Galaxy Grand as far as specifications go. The
price though was less than Grand (Rs 15,000 compared to Grand’s Rs 21,000).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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offers easy on pockets android phones for price sensitive Indian consumers.
That’s why it’s a big hit among college students who have limited purchasing
capability.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><u><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 150%;">Don’t keep all your eggs in the same basket.<o:p></o:p></span></u></b></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">The
leaders at Micromax know that every product has a lifecycle. In the technology
world, products rise and fall every fortnight. From floppy discs to solid state
drives (SDDs), from Walkman to iPods to iPhones, from PC to tablets, technology
firms that do not adapt quickly are bound to fail. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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is why they are trying to diversify. What started with phones has now moved to
android tablets, LEDs, and data cards. At the recently conclude CES in USA,
Micromax showcased world’s first dual-OS tablet. They are calling it Laptab.
This device can boot on both Windows 8 and Android. This innovative product
helped Micromax grab a lot of eyeballs. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">Micromax
recently collaborated with Hollywood star Hugh Jackman to launch their latest
flagship phone- Canvas Turbo. They have also forayed into Russia.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">All
this, coupled with the numerous cricket series sponsored by Micromax has helped
them to become a household name as well as gain acceptability.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: start;">Source: http://www.dazeinfo.com/2013/09/26/micromax-aircel-partnership-mobile-internet-india/</span></td></tr>
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smartphone segment for Q2, 2013. They are now the second only to Samsung, with
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2013, two of its co-founders- Dhru Banthia and Manish Tuli were arrested by the
CBI for allegedly bribing a government official in a shady real estate deal.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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chinks in its armour are taken care of, Micromax faces the danger of fumbling
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Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-44042971457003992662014-01-31T20:25:00.002-08:002014-01-31T23:53:42.120-08:00Kumar Vishwas claims Congress using Raju Srivastav to malign his image.<div class="MsoNormal">
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Kumar Vishwas, the
poet, freedom fighter, revolutionary and AAP leader has claimed that all the controversial
videos that show him insulting various religions and communities are actually
those of comedian Raju Srivastav. “<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">कोई पागल समझता है, कोई
मजनूँ कहता है | उन आपत्तिजनक चलचित्रों में कुमार नहीं, राजू रहता है |” </span>(Some people call me ‘<i>yeda’,</i> other call
me eve-teaser. It’s Raju in those objectionable video, not me.)</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ramesh? Suresh??</td></tr>
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Mr. Vishwas, who was
in Amethi for repairing the hut of the Dalit family who could never recover from the financial
loss and emotional trauma after Rahul Gandhi ate away all their food a few
years ago, was miffed at allegations that he had alienated the two largest and
most manipulative vote banks of the country. “Hindu Bhaiyyas and Muslim Bhais
are with us. Such corrupt tactics of Congress will not work. They realized that
Raju looks like me. By offering him a Lok Sabha ticket, they created those fake
videos to hurt the religious feelings of Indians.”<o:p></o:p></div>
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When asked what Aam
Admi Party’s response will be, he added, “ Arvind Kejriwal has constituted an
independent one member enquiry committee with Delhi’s CM as its member. The committee will
examine the report submitted by an independent investigator (AAP’s president)
and arrive at a decision within a week.”<o:p></o:p></div>
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He then reminded the
reporters that he was in Amethi for a different purpose. <span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“</span>We are here to usher change, to bring <i>swaraj.</i><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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On this, someone from
the crowd shouted,”Ye BJP ka agent hai! Bol raha hai Sushma Swaraj laega! (He’s
a BJP agent. He says he will bring Sushma Swaraj)”<o:p></o:p></div>
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In no time, the
members of AAP surrounded him and sat on a <i>Dharna,</i> preventing the guy
from leaving the venue. Mr. Vishwas remarked poetically, “<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">जब तक ये धरना
चलेगा,</span><span lang="HI"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">तू यहाँ से नहीं हटेगा</span>… <span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">कद्दू कटेगा,तो सब में बटेगा |</span>
(You won’t leave till this Dharna’s over. The cut pumpkin will be distributed
amongst all.)<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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On the question of whether
he is afraid of losing to Rahul Gandhi, he said, “I have already challenged
Narendra Modi to contest from Amethi. Last night, I sent SMS to Barack Obama
and David Cameroon asking them to contest from Amethi. I am afraid of no one.” </div>
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And then, the poet in him got carried away and he said something that will now
be added to his list of controversial comments. “<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">डरते तो हम ‘आप’
के बाप से भी नहीं है | केजरीवाल भी अमेठी से लड़े तो हम उनको हरा देंगे</span> |”<o:p></o:p></div>
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Realizing his mistake,
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Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-63321951786469890352013-09-14T08:23:00.000-07:002013-09-14T08:23:07.873-07:00Is Raghuram Rajan the elixir ailing Indian Economy desperately needs?<div class="MsoNormal">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7i5UgAeKLfbeZZtNV_crrXrdsw-5Emkhr7iz8GRO8atWWwwqMBov_Qs3AHEe-I6nRqAp7b8K563k0XhexyDixeY63Fdzul0bQb0wK4LTmMgNF7famrwxLGjtdPWiL4ote_sPqv8Ws8-5-/s1600/raghuram_1573859f.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="224" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7i5UgAeKLfbeZZtNV_crrXrdsw-5Emkhr7iz8GRO8atWWwwqMBov_Qs3AHEe-I6nRqAp7b8K563k0XhexyDixeY63Fdzul0bQb0wK4LTmMgNF7famrwxLGjtdPWiL4ote_sPqv8Ws8-5-/s320/raghuram_1573859f.jpg" width="320" /></a>The Governorship of Reserve Bank of India, like most other
government posts, is something that most Indians do not and cannot relate to.
We know that the man sitting in his plush office in Mumbai can make the markets
tumble with a single statement. But like most government officers, we see very
little of him, and therefore, know very little. While <span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Bimal Jalan, C.Rangarajan and D.Subbarao were known to be
upright men who took their job seriously and were pretty good at it, their speeches
(if and when they made one) hardly made people sit up and take notice. It was
always an old sage speaking to his learned disciples (read big business) while
poor kids played around in the vicinity.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
It all changed on 4<sup>th</sup> September, 2013. <span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">Raghuram
Govinda Rajan, former Chief Economic Advisor to </span><span style="background: white; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt;">India's<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ministry_of_Finance_(India)" title="Ministry of Finance (India)"><span style="background: white; color: windowtext; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">Ministry of Finance</span></a><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background: white; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt;"> </span><span style="background: white; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt;"> and
chief economist at the<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Monetary_Fund" title="International Monetary Fund"><span style="background: white; color: windowtext; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">International Monetary Fund</span></a><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background: white; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt;"> </span><span style="background: white; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt;">from
2003 to 2007</span> took over as RBI’s 23<sup>rd</sup> Governor. For the first
time, there was mass media coverage of RBI Governor’s speech which was not
restricted to business news channels and newspapers. Call it the desperation of
a country reeling under record low rupee value and high food inflation, the
entire nation was hooked to every word the man said in his first press
conference. And if you think it was all hype and nothing concrete, picture
this-</span>On September 5, the benchmark S&P <a href="http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/topic/BSE"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">BSE</span></a> <a href="http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/topic/Sensex"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">Sensex</span></a> soared 412
points to a three-week high. On September 6, the Sensex surged 290 points to
close above the 19,000 level for the first time in three weeks as the rupee
continued to strengthen.<o:p></o:p><br />
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So, the question is, what does Raghuram Rajan bring to the table that his
predecessor D.Subbarao didn’t? <o:p></o:p><br />
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</span><!--[endif]--><b>A different perspective:</b> Subbarao was an IAS officer.
Entrenched in the highly sophisticated, convoluted and legacy system called
Indian Bureaucracy, which prides itself on its impenetrable layers of
confidentiality and stiff upper-lip attitude, Subbarao always had an air of
suspense around him. On the other hand, Rajan, a professor, has emphasized on
need for transparency and stability to RBI’s monetary policy. This has led the
market to believe that it won’t be taken
by surprise after every policy announcement by the Central Bank. <o:p></o:p></div>
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</span><!--[endif]--><b>An Insider:</b> The cold war between Subaarao and FM
Chidambram was never a secret. Subbarao was known not to toe Finance Ministry’s
line. For better or for worse, he never let the Government affect his
decisions. While Raghuram Rajan has at times been a vocal <a href="http://www.financialexpress.com/news/rajan-criticises-policy-paralysis-upas-lack-of-will-to-push-reforms/937208/0"><span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">critic</span></a> of certain
government policies, the matter of fact is that he has been UPA’s chief
economic adviser. This has given him ample insight and probably enough clout in
the Finance Ministry. The common perception is, UPA, with elections round the
corner would not have approved of Rajan if it didn’t expect him to be on the
same page as Chidambram on major policy decisions. The market construes this as
a harbinger of increased cooperation between the apex bank and Finance
Ministry.<o:p></o:p></div>
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</span></b><!--[endif]--><b>International Outlook:</b> Rajan is a well-known
face in the international academic and financial circles. <span style="background: white;">He was appointed as the youngest-ever<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_IMF_Economic_Counsellors" title="List of IMF Economic Counsellors"><span style="background: white; color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">Economic Counselor
and Director of Research</span></a><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background: white;"> </span><span style="background: white;">(chief economist) at the</span> </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Monetary_Fund" title="International Monetary Fund"><span style="background: white; color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">International Monetary Fund</span></a><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background: white;"> </span><span style="background: white;">(IMF)
from October 2003 to December 2006. In 2003, he was also the inaugural
recipient of the<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fischer_Black#Fischer_Black_Prize" title="Fischer Black"><span style="background: white; color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">Fischer Black Prize</span></a><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background: white;"> </span><span style="background: white;">awarded
by the American Finance Association for contributions to the theory and
practice of finance by an economist under age 40.</span> The Center for
Financial Studies (CFS) has awarded the 5th Deutsche Bank Prize in Financial
Economics to Raghuram G. Rajan for his highly influential contributions in a
remarkably broad range of areas in financial economics (source: Wikipedia). The
industry and people hope that his exposure to international economy will help
align RBI’s monetary policies with global challenges and opportunities.</span><b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">Rajan has
already announced a various measures to attract foreign investors, including
the NRIs. Keeping an eye on foreign fund inflows and help banks get funds at
cheaper rate, he announced a special window to swap foreign currency
non-resident (FCNR) dollar funds </span><span lang="EN-GB" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">mobilised</span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"> by banks.</span> RBI doubled the
re-booking amount that exporters can do on their cancelled forward contracts to
50 percent from 25 percent. It also extended the facility to importers who were
not allowed to re-book their cancelled forward contracts. Further, it
restored the permission to invest 400 percent of a domestic corporate's net
worth in foreign market provided it has raised the funds through external
commercial borrowing (ECBs) route (source: <a href="http://zeenews.india.com/business/news/finance/raghuram-rajan-effect-on-rupee-to-continue-this-week-as-well_83609.html">Zee
News</a>).<o:p></o:p></div>
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The euphoria in the stock market may subside
slowly. The Rupee may not stabilize any time soon. Raghuram Rajan doesn't have
a magic wand. But he seems to have the will, right attitude and knowledge to steer
our monetary policy in the right direction. If his first speech as the Governor
is a cue, then that’s exactly what he intends to do.<o:p></o:p></div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-50524554371398896372013-08-27T08:34:00.001-07:002013-08-27T08:38:49.472-07:00Pakistan’s parliament passes Jannat Security Bill(JSB).<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(Disclaimer: This is a satire. I
do not intend to hurt anyone's sentiments and this article in its
entirety is a work of fiction.)</span></div>
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parliament’s passage of Food Security Bill(FSB), pieceful neighbor
Pakistan passed the much awaited Jannat Security Bill(JSB). After a
debate that lasted ten minutes,80 rounds of bullets and 15 bazookas, the bill
was passed unanimously. “It’s a great step towards providing compulsory passage
to heaven to millions of freedom fighters who shall be laying down their lives
to protect the victims of Mossad-CIA-RAW nexus.”, said Nawaz Sharif after his
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fighters, irrespective of where they explode and how many infidels they
dispatch to hell.</span></li>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">A visibly happy Hafiz Sayeed</td></tr>
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members and sympathizers of Pakistan’s war on anti-terror. Pollywood superstar
Meera, acting powerhouse Veena Mallik and fiction novelist Shoaib Akhtar
are some of the prominent citizens who aren’t covered under this bill due to
their abnormal lifestyle and love for the good things in life.</span></div>
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confused with Indian political party JD(S) ) was flawed from the onset. It made
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Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-78463758386064387252013-08-05T10:55:00.001-07:002014-12-02T20:02:59.296-08:00MBA student demands ‘Facebook LIKES’ in dowry. Arrested.<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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New Delhi: In a first of its kind incident, an MBA student
from Indian Institute of Quality Management (IIQM) was arrested from his hostel
for demanding 5000 Facebook LIKES from the bride’s family for his college’s
Management Fest page.</div>
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Arindam Srivastava, a final year student at IIQM was due to
marry Anushka Sinha tomorrow. But his incessant and strange dowry demands
forced Anushka’s family to report him to police which arrested him under the
anti-dowry act.</div>
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Our reporter, Chatur Chintu talked to the aggrieved family. “<i>Hum
bahut try kiye bhai. Par ladka maane tab toh</i>.” Anushka’s father, Champak
Sinha said with a deep heart. He added,” We tried to persuade him to settle for
10 lac cash and a four-wheeler<i>. Itna toh Sharmaji apna IIM
KojiKoda(Kozikode) <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>wala damaad ko bhi
nahi diye the. </i>He kept on insisting for LIKES. I am a mere government servant<i>.
Ye Facebook, Orkut nahi jaante. Apne yaha toh abhi bhi Tilkut hi khaata hai
sablog.</i>“</div>
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Anushka’s younger brother, Chota Chetan was furious with
Arindam. “<i>Pencho! sala humlog ko q-tiya samjha hai kya! </i><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>5000 LIKES for his sh**ty page! Who gives a
f**k to what these private MBA colleges do? I had warned didi not to marry this
guy. But she was blinded by his LIKES on all her pictures. Even I had
reconciled to his initial demand of 1000 LIKES. I and my half a dozen friends
made hundreds of fake profiles to help him reach the target. But then, just two
days before marriage, he increased his demand to 5000 likes! Even my fake girl
profile has only 886 friends<i>. Iske<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>jh**u fest ko 5000 LIKES kaha se deta?” </i><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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Arindam’s elder brother has requested the bride’s family to
take back their complaint. “My poor <i>bhai. </i>It’s not his fault. After he
failed to get into IIMs or IITs, he joined a call centre. He was so
frustrated there, that when IIQM’s salesgirl called him up for admission, he
happily obliged. He was made the Media and Communications representative at
IIQM. They put him under constant pressure to get more and more LIKES for their
Facebook and LinkedIn pages. They urged him to “<i>Dare to think beyond IIPM</i>”.
That’s why, instead of asking for money or property, my bro asked for LIKES. If
this is a crime, then every MBA student should be put behind bars for pestering
their friends for filling up stupid surveys and forcing them to LIKE pages
about which no one outside their colleges gives two hoots.”</div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-11474129278232423912013-07-30T05:00:00.000-07:002013-07-30T05:01:35.529-07:00Rahul Gandhi abducted and married off in Bihar under “Pakadua Biyaah” scheme.Disclaimer: This is a satire and must be taken with a pinch of salt. i do not intend to hurt anyone's sentiments and this article in its entirety is a work of fiction.)<br />
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In a major setback to Rahul Gandhi’s <i>Most Eligible
Bachelor </i>status<i>, </i>news is pouring in from Jehanabad, Bihar that Rahul
has been abducted and married off under Bihar’s infamous <i>Pakadua Vivah</i>
scheme. For the uninitiated, this scheme involves catching hold of eligible
bachelors who do not agree to the bride’s family’s marriage proposal, giving the
groom a high dose of indigenous marijuana(read Gaanja,Bhaang) and marrying them
off under the full gaze of the entire village.<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinP-lfmsS0tcaZhm_FYN16bAdgFtTDEmZ48n2T71kD0gb7qbkcec0N4YjEoJ9hGY5Jk6fAKyzrRNOTcuPhxbif8QC1uLBtlMr-F89HiAiIioY5ul6NMgDOSM19LAeZ29FhNEsYhhpceW4y/s1600/rahulshahnawazedit20130306.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinP-lfmsS0tcaZhm_FYN16bAdgFtTDEmZ48n2T71kD0gb7qbkcec0N4YjEoJ9hGY5Jk6fAKyzrRNOTcuPhxbif8QC1uLBtlMr-F89HiAiIioY5ul6NMgDOSM19LAeZ29FhNEsYhhpceW4y/s200/rahulshahnawazedit20130306.jpg" width="151" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Is this for real?</td></tr>
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Our reporter, Chatur Chintu was the first to reach the
village where Rahul is being held captive. The village has been turned into a
fortress surrounded by NSG and paramilitary forces. Sri Sardar Singh, the newly
anointed father-in-law of India’s future PM talked to our correspondent.”Poora
gaanv ke saamne phera liye hai Jamaai Raja. Sardar Singh naam hai hamara.Bata
dijiega sabko. “ He went on to add-”He had visited my servant’s hut last year
and ate away all his dinner. That’s when my little angel Switty fell for him. Even
his uncle, Digvijay was happy with this alliance as we are not Hindus. But <i>sasur
ka naati</i>(maternal grandchild of father-in-law?), smart ban raha tha. That’s
when I decided<i>, Maarenge nahi, khila ke lenge</i>.”<br />
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The entire Congress party was flummoxed. Sonia Gandhi is
reportedly quite upset. ”I always knew this habit of barging into poor farmers’
huts and eating their dinner will get him into trouble someday.” She called up
a cabinet meeting to decide upon the next course of action. Kapil Sibbal was
heard consoling her-“Rahul ka, Yuvraj ka, Pappu ka, sabka badla lega re tera
Sibbal.”<br />
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Manmohan Singh has termed <i>Pakadua Biyaah</i> as a bigger
threat to internal security than the Naxals. Nitish Kumar, who failed to smell
the rotten food grains served in the mid-day meals, has smelt opposition’s hand
in this incident. Strangely, Rahul’s mentor Digvijay Singh seemed not so
disturbed with this event.” Rahul has recently<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>attained the age of marriage.Though marriage by abduction is not a good
thing, I think we should keep the path of reconciliation open. I have met
Switty Ji and trust me, she’s a hard-working, intelligent, <i>Tanch-Maal</i> .”<br />
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The security forces have been unable to trace Rahul despite
a massive manhunt.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A desperate Home
Ministry is considering asking Narendra Modi for help.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Wasn’t he the guy who rescued 40,000
Gujaratis from Uttarakhand? Huh!” said Maj.Vinod Kambli. An opinion poll
conducted by India TV suggests that Modi will rescue Rahul. Rajat Sharma
explains-”Rahul is a Gandhi. Mahatma Gandhi was a Gujarati. So Rahul too is
Gujarati. It’s only a matter of time before Modi dons his Rambo costume and
descends on Sardar Singh like tons of bricks.”<br />
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Bihar’s Elton John- Manoj Tiwari has dedicated a song to the
bride Switty Kaur. It goes like this- “Jiya ho Bihar ke Lali. Tu phool aur
Rahul tohar Maali…”<br />
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Barack Obama talked to Home Minister Chidambram and promised
every possible help (including air dropping Chuck Norris) to protect the Peter
Pan of Indian politics. Meanwhile,the nation awaits the arrival of her Yuvraj,
and perhaphs the Yuvrani too. </div>
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(Also published <a href="http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/07/30/rahul-gandhi-abducted-and-married-off-in-bihar-under-pakadua-biyaah-scheme/">here</a>) </div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-59905815839391492862013-03-07T09:22:00.002-08:002013-03-07T09:24:42.394-08:00IIPM cancels keynote address by Barack Obama.<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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Under pressure from several members of the faculty and
student body , IIPM has cancelled the keynote address that was to be delivered
by Barack Obama on the occasion to celebrate IIPM's rise to the top management
destination in India.</div>
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A statement issued by IIPM student council read: “This is
the same man who was given a Nobel Prize for his alleged role in killing of scores
of poor men, women and children in Afghanistan, Iraq and Pakistan. The drone
attacks have increased manifold under the Obama regime, and if not for the
silly definition of “Who is a terrorist” used by Obama's men, the collateral
damage in such attacks would be a lot more than what this evil administration
claims.”</div>
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Arindam Choudhari, the maverick who made IIPM brick by brick
backed the decision of the organisers.” I was away from delivering guest
lectures at Wharton Business School. They needed some help with their falling academic
standards.Had I been in India, such confusion wouldn't have started in the
first place. Barack Obama has been (secretly) denied visa by the Govt. of India
due to his complicity in atrocities against Muslims all over the world. Last
time when he visited India, he was here on a tourist visa and not a diplomatic
one. There's no way IIPM will associate with a such a man.”</div>
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Meanwhile, Julian Assange has agreed to deliver the keynote
address via weblink from the Ecuador Embassy in London.</div>
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(Also published <a href="http://my.fakingnews.com/2013/03/07/iipm-cancels-keynote-address-by-barack-obama/">here</a> )</div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-26798560867859716192013-01-28T06:48:00.003-08:002013-01-28T06:48:56.761-08:00With great power, comes great idiocy! <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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Delhi’s Lt. Governor Tejinder Khanna recently joined the
coveted club of famous people who have made insensitive and embarrassing comments
on the Delhi <a href="http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/15290/delhi-gang-rape-and-the-unanswered-questions/">gang
rape</a> case.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Gun owners with licenses
must roam lonely spots like bus stands each night and if they spot someone
harassing a woman, they should use their weapon to stop the crime. They can at
least spend an hour or so every day with their friends in public after
nightfall,” Khanna said, according to the <a href="http://tribune.com.pk/story/499024/delhi-lawmaker-tells-gun-owners-to-save-women-report/">Express Tribune</a>.</div>
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Several women organizations and the opposition parties <a href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/delhi/Khanna-under-fire-for-gun-licence-remarks/articleshow/18197590.cms">condemned</a>
this statement. But this was not the first irresponsible statement from a
public figure who is supposed to be a role-model and a caretaker of democratic
and social ethos.</div>
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Self-proclaimed Godman Asaram Bapu bit more than he could
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that the rape victim could have saved herself if she had begged the rapists and
addressed them as ‘brothers’! </div>
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Abu Azmi, a famous Mumbai politician and father-in-law of
Ayesha Takia(Salman’s co-star in ‘Wanted’) became a major <a href="http://zeenews.india.com/entertainment/celebrity/abu-azmis-absurd-remarks-about-womans-conduct-embarrasses-ayesha-takia_125998.htm">embarrassment</a>
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Abhijit Mukherjee’s(President Pranab Mukherjee’s son and a
Member of Parliament) comment on the ‘<a href="http://www.firstpost.com/politics/painted-women-protesting-in-delhi-not-students-abhijit-mukherjee-570455.html">Dented</a>
and Painted’ women protesting at the India Gate is now considered a benchmark
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These examples show that Tejinder Khanna’s comments cannot
be taken as an isolated case where a leading personality meant to say something
else but the words simply betrayed him, making him sound completely out of sync
with the ground realities. What these comments show is how alienated our
leaders are from the masses.</div>
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Mr. Khanna is a man with enormous <a href="http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2002-09-05/delhi/27315463_1_l-g-order-and-land-sheila-dikshit">powers</a>
and responsibilities. Encouraging vigilante justice is not something expected
from the man who represents the Government of India in the state of Delhi and
also controls the Delhi Police. Just imagine the magnitude of the law and order
problem that will be created if every night, people with licensed weapons kill
or mortally wound their enemies, claiming them to be molesters or rapists.
While the public-police participation is a necessity of the modern society,
encouraging gun-toting people to take up the role of law-enforcers is a perfect
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Khanna’s supporters
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more proactive in countering eve teasers and keep a watch in their
neighbourhood. But there can’t be any excuse for making ambiguous comments from
such a high position of authority. </div>
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had their ‘foot in the mouth’ moments in the recent past. It’s not that the
common man expects Asaram or Abu Azmi to understand their plight and help them
out. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But such insensitive and
unnecessary comments rub salt to the wounds of the people. </div>
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With great power, comes great responsibility. And that
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">(The post was first published <a href="http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/15822/delhi-gang-rape-with-great-power-comes-great-idiocy/">here )</a></span></div>
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<b> First, the facts:</b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">A 23-year-old paramedical student,
along with her male friend goes out for a movie on a leisurely Sunday<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>evening (16<sup>th</sup> of December) in
South Delhi(arguably, one of the most “posh” areas of New Delhi, and therefore
,the safest) . They come out at around 8:30 pm from the theater, take an auto
till Munirka. While they look for another auto to take
the girl home, a private bus stops by. The driver asks them where they are headed
to and says that he is going in the same direction. The unsuspecting duo board
the bus.</span></div>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGAMr2Q2zrqQ98KpNQ0hGJtabh1zjpcReg3-h31OjOYihYOfGd3RKcrQs-qoyhFTY0cp5s0X699OnnUoFC1DmuoAcDtNPWHalLLWk5F2Xa5gnaxnwLvHcMxuQ24d4DNBSssrAxzpCZSc1K/s1600/15290-rapeafp-1356073939-927-640x480.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGAMr2Q2zrqQ98KpNQ0hGJtabh1zjpcReg3-h31OjOYihYOfGd3RKcrQs-qoyhFTY0cp5s0X699OnnUoFC1DmuoAcDtNPWHalLLWk5F2Xa5gnaxnwLvHcMxuQ24d4DNBSssrAxzpCZSc1K/s320/15290-rapeafp-1356073939-927-640x480.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">photo:AFP</td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">There are various versions of <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>what happened next. I will cut to the part
which puts entire humanity to shame and makes seasoned terrorists look like
saint. Six people- the driver and his five friends beat up the guy. When the
girl tries to defend him, they beat her mercilessly, rape her one by one for
hours and finish their abominable act by assaulting the poor girl’s private
parts with an iron rod, leaving her ribs broken and her intestine so badly
damaged that the doctors have had to cut it out as it had turned
gangrenous.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They then dumped the duo,
almost naked on a busy flyover, bleeding and shivering in Delhi’s December cold.
All this happened while the bus drove for maybe an hour or so, through one of
the most ‘secure, influential’ localities of New Delhi. Three PCR vans with
nine police personnel didn’t find it even a little strange as to why the bus
took several U-turns around the same road.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">The battered duo lay on the flyover
for almost an hour. No motorist cared/dared to help them. After all, its Delhi,
where many thieves play such ‘pranks’ on the road to loot the innocent
motorists.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">The typical police arrived typically
late, took the boy and the girl to hospital and issued the typical response-“We
will nab the culprits.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">The girl has passed into coma six
times and she is not yet out of danger.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Five of the six accused have been
arrested. Sonia Gandhi has visited the victim while Delhi’s chief minister,
Sheila Dixit has assured to take strict action against the guilty.</span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">The response:</span></b></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">There is a huge outcry In Delhi and
other major Indian cities.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Candle light
marches, rallies and placards have sprung up. Facebook and Twitter is abuzz
with demands of ‘public stoning, hanging and castration of the rapists’.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">The parliament was rocked on this
issue with MPs demanding the strictest possible punishment and also questioning
Delhi government’s commitment to make women of the city feel safe.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Delhi police has promised to crack
down on vehicles with tinted glasses.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Today, while on my way to office, I
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<br /></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Now, the questions:</span></b></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Do you really believe this incident
will change anything? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">This isn’t the first rape case in
Delhi. The capital city has been infamously dubbed as the rape </span><a href="http://ibnlive.in.com/news/delhi-witnesses-more-rapes-than-the-next-five-metros-put-together/311263-3.html"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Capital</span></a><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> of India. With the kind of shoddy police work you see
around here, this sadly won’t be the last one. I won’t talk about the
government’s commitment and opposition’s demands. I know you have better ways
to waste your time. When someone puts his status update as-“There are only two
women safe in Delhi- Sonia Gandhi and Sheila Dixit.”, you know it’s not a joke,
but a frightening truth.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">But, what’s more frightening is our
well-rehearsed response. Every time a tragedy strikes, there are candle light
marches, shouts of “Hang ‘em” , TV discussions<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>, blog posts , and heated discussions at the <i>chai </i>shop. A few
days of heightened security and then, back to square one.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">How about we do something different
this time around? How about instead of looking for solutions outside, we look
inwards for problems? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I ask all those motorists who are
braving the cold at India Gate shouting slogans in support of capital
punishment, ”Would you have picked up that naked girl and the bleeding boy that
Sunday night?” I dare them to reply in affirmative. First, the fear of getting
robbed by a con, second the fear of being questioned and harassed by the
police, and third, the tension of answering hospital queries and filling forms.
If a hundred cars passed without helping those poor kids, don’t try to fool
yourself by believing that you would have done something different.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I ask the policemen sitting in those
PCR vans, “What does the government pay you for?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">At times, it’s hard to believe that
those fat bellied constables and insanely haughty officers had once taken an
oath to serve this country. People have accepted that bribe is a perk that
comes with most government jobs. Nobody bats an eyelid when the ‘poor’ traffic
constable makes a few extra bucks on the chilly winter evening. But is it too
much to ask for to perform their most basic duty-being attentive? Any man with
an IQ of a 12 year old would have found the activities of that tinted glassed
private bus suspicious, but not our <i>trained </i>policemen.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I ask all the men, “What have the
womenfolk done to deserve such atrocities all over the world at our hands?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Why are we so unfair to half of the
humankind? When and how did they wrong us? What right do we have to subjugate
and punish them for our mental sickness and false chauvinism? “How zealous are
we in punishing and killing those who disrespect our God or country. How
shameless are we when we shoot a 15 year old for wanting to study or rape a 23
year old who is studying miles away from home, in hope that someday, she can
support her old parents and finance her brother’s education. It’s not Islam or
Hinduism, but the entire womenfolk that is in danger. They care for us; they
listen to our rants, bear our kids, and even earn their own bread to ease our
financial burden. </span></div>
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We decide what they should wear, who they should talk to, in fact, whom they
should vote for!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">One of the biggest failures of the
modern society is its inability in making the world a safer place for
womenfolk. Rapes, molestations, harassment at home and work know no territorial
or cultural boundaries. While the guilty of such crimes should be handed out
the severest punishment, let’s not evade the bigger question-Why have women
been so marginalized and exploited and what should be done to change the
mentality of men?</span></div>
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answer to this question. I feel there is no single perfect answer. Therefore, I
turn to you, I turn to us. Together, can we find the reason? Can we find the
answers?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><b>This piece wasfirst published </b><a href="http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/15290/delhi-gang-rape-and-the-unanswered-questions/"> here</a></span></div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-54391655280652062832012-12-10T01:43:00.000-08:002012-12-10T01:43:03.152-08:00 Its diluted phenyl. No! it’s acid!<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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The news of Pakistan’s visually impaired cricketer, Zaheer
Abbasi ingesting diluted phenyl/acid(as reported by <a href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/cricket/top-stories/Pakistans-visually-impaired-player-drinks-phenyl-is-alright/articleshow/17532467.cmshttp:/timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/cricket/top-stories/Pakistans-visually-impaired-player-drinks-phenyl-is-alright/articleshow/17532467.cmshttp:/timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/cricket/top-stories/Pakistans-visually-impaired-player-drinks-phenyl-is-alright/articleshow/17532467.cms">Indian</a>
and Pakistani media respectively) was both shocking as well as unfortunate.
Here is a guy who has overcome all odds in his life to valiantly claim his
rightful place under the sun. Abbasi is an inspiration to all of us. That he
had to suffer such hardships on foreign soil, that too in a country which takes
great pride in its tradition of “<i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal;">Atithi Devo Bhavah (The Guest is God)</span></i>”
should make Indians more concerned about this issue than Pakistanis.
Thankfully, Abbasi received proper medical attention and was out of hospital
within a few hours.</div>
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While Abbasi was recuperating, an unfortunate set of
allegations and counter allegations was unfolding in the media. As with most
issues involving our countries, this too was sensationalized. Pakistanis were
hurt, and rightly so. I can imagine the kind of angst I would feel if one of
the Indian cricket players suffered food poisoning while on tour to Pakistan.
But to suggest that there was a bigger conspiracy and that Indians tried to
kill Abbasi is outright demeaning. Here are my reasons:<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">1.<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>Pakistani
cricketers like Saeed Anwar, Inzamam Ul Haq and Javed Miandad, to name a few,
toured India numerous times and blew Indian bowling attack to smithereens. They
were never poisoned. My point here isn’t that Abbasi is a lesser player. My
point is, considering the kind of volatile relationship between the two
countries, neither can afford to let anything bad happen to the other country’s
players/dignitaries on their soil.<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">2.<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>Assassination
by phenyl/acid? Let’s sit back, cool down and think logically. Does it sound
like the most subtle way to take out an “enemy”?</div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">3.<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span>A
country, which during the Kargil war, honored the dead enemy soldiers by giving
them proper burial as per their religious beliefs can surely think of better
ways to grind an axe than indulging in poisoning of a cricket player.</div>
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What this issue highlights is the gaping trust deficit
between the two countries. Whenever something happens, we are quick at pointing
fingers at each other. Indian Mujahideen might plant a bomb in Bangalore, but
the first suspect is always Pakistan. Indigenous Baluchis might be fighting for
their own rights, but the story won’t be compelling unless RAW is involved. </div>
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Sensationalism is the staple diet on which the hawks in both
the countries thrive.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The Indian hawk
knows that a section of Indian population doesn’t buy the “Superpower India”
story. He knows that the Maoists and a section of disillusioned Kashmiris are
our own people and their grievances must be heard and addressed. But that seems
like a tedious process to him. So what does he do? He simply blames ISI for
funding and arming every damned soul who tries to take on the Indian state.</div>
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The Pakistani hawk knows how cheated the people of Baluchistan
feel when their resource rich land is used to brighten the lives of millions of
Pakistanis while they are forced to live in abject poverty. But instead of
sitting with them and giving them what’s rightly theirs, a nexus of
RAW-CIA-MOSSAD is blamed for all the killings and fighting. </div>
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Sadly, this attitude is pervading the psyche of ordinary
Indians and Pakistanis. At times, we get paranoid and that makes us to conclude
the worst, no matter how implausible it sounds. I once drank half a cup of
mustard oil in darkness thinking I was holding a cup of tea. A friend of mine
once tried brushing his teeth with <i>Fair and Handsome</i> which was kept
beside his toothpaste. </div>
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My point is, while foul play cannot be completely ruled out;
let’s not indulge in imagining all sorts of conspiracy theories until the
investigation is complete. </div>
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The only foul play I find plausible is that some foolish
mischief monger did this to the poor guy, but that again is for the Bangalore police
to investigate. When in India, Abbasi is India’s responsibility and we cannot
shy away from it. The least the Indian administration can do is conduct a fast
and fair investigation into the issue and, if there was any foul play, punish
the guilty with the strictest punishment prescribed for such an offence. The
attendants of Pakistani players need to be more careful in keeping an eye on
what the players eat and drink. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Until
then, let’s pray for the speedy and complete recovery of Zaheer Abbasi. Let
this incident be an eye opener for all of us to indulge in positive confidence
building discussions instead of jumping to conspiracy theories at the every
available opportunity.</div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-12796421241271175222012-11-27T07:02:00.000-08:002012-11-27T07:02:49.370-08:00Kasab’s hanging. Catharsis or Politics?<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">I was standing in
Delhi metro train when, suddenly, my co-passenger almost shouted in my ears,
“Kasab is hanged!”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Honestly, I didn’t
know how to react; neither did the people around me. I gave a faint smile and said,
“He deserved it.” And then, everyone was back to what they do on every mundane
Wednesday- playing <i>Temple Run</i> on their smartphones, reading novels,
listening to latest Bollywood songs. </span></div>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUMb511oMCcle5z8_mFfWgdi2WYfSm97JFiAeBHBiIuNKVgquQmRssue8EdEehVY36wZKe4XWwH06GHzkWE7ZC0BRu0Pf1wuSWgzGogSJHaySm3QrZLyllHcn9fWcERJzGqvxvEXpXCQxr/s1600/AjmalKasabnew--621x414.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUMb511oMCcle5z8_mFfWgdi2WYfSm97JFiAeBHBiIuNKVgquQmRssue8EdEehVY36wZKe4XWwH06GHzkWE7ZC0BRu0Pf1wuSWgzGogSJHaySm3QrZLyllHcn9fWcERJzGqvxvEXpXCQxr/s320/AjmalKasabnew--621x414.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">source:Reuters</td></tr>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">I remember 26<sup>th</sup>
November 2008 vividly. The images of India’s financial capital under siege of a
handful of terrorists was both horrifying as well as infuriating. For almost 72
hours, Mumbai was maimed by a group of zealots who foolishly believed that
their murderous rampage will somehow please God. The images of the heritage
wing of Taj on fire, the intermittent sound of firing and explosions will be
hard to forget. By the time this siege ended, 164 innocent people lay dead and
over 300 injured. </span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Kasab deserved every
bit of the sentence that was meted out to him. Agreed, he was a 21 year old
poor lad who fell prey to that school of terror which has claimed thousands of
lives in the subcontinent and beyond. But age and circumstances can never be an
excuse for killing unarmed innocent citizens. Not every poor guy becomes a
Kasab, not every Kasab is a poor guy.</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Kasab’s execution has
reignited the global death-penalty debate. Those against it argue that there’s
no place for capital punishment in a civilized society. But then again, there’s
no place for such crimes in a civilized society either. I am not an advocate of
the ‘electric chair’ treatment. Most of the educated Indians whom I have come
across feel the same way. Indian law prescribes capital punishment in the
‘rarest of the rare’ cases. That is why only 36 convicts have walked down the
gallows in independent India so far.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">When it came to Kasab,
India didn’t have much of a choice. We had already burnt our hands during the
Kandahar hijack, where we had to release Maulana Masood Azhar in return of 192
passengers. With Kasab, the government couldn’t afford a repeat of that
embarrassment. And let’s face it, a Pakistani terrorist, whose heinous crimes
were recorded on CCTV cameras is not something a beleaguered government can let
go in these troubled times. With upcoming assembly elections in two states,
accusations of being soft on terror and growing disdain among the middle class
due to graft,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Kasab had to die. Only the timing and handling
mattered. I salute the Indian Judiciary for giving Kasab a fair trial and the
administration for keeping the entire affair low key. Contrary to what a
particular flop Bollywood director would like you to believe, majority of
Indians did not dream of watching a public execution.</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">That Kasab’s crime
fits the ‘rarest of the rare’ bill is beyond doubt. But is Kasab the only one
who deserved to die? Certainly not. Afzal Guru, the Kashmiri who was involved
in the 2001 attack on the Indian parliament still lives. So do the killers of
former Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi and Former Punjab Chief Minister Beant Singh.
If the partners of Afzal Guru had succeeded, a large chunk of India’s topmost
leadership would have been wiped out. Then why did only Kasab get the noose? </span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">The answer is, Kasab didn’t belong to any political bloc. He was not an
Indian. No religious or linguistic group sympathized with him and thus, hanging
him didn’t involve any repercussions. Afzal Guru’s hanging would have triggered
protests in the valley. Every Kashmiri leader of importance had warned that
hanging Afzal would deteriorate the situation in Kashmir.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The sympathizers of LTTE members who
assassinated Rajiv Gandhi created such a furore in Tamil Nadu that the state
assembly passed a bill demanding clemency for them. Balwant Singh Rajaona, the
prime accused in Beant Singh assassination couldn’t be hanged due to pressure
from hardliners from Punjab. But Pakistan’s Ajmal Kasab was the orphaned devil
on Indian soil. Contrary to what his masters would have made him believe,
Indian Muslims did not sympathize with him. Out of the six terrorists on death
row, Kasab should have been the last one to go if first come first serve was
the basis. </span><span lang="EN-GB">If there’s any lesson for the likes of Lashkar-e-Taiba
from Kasab’s hanging, it’s that the next time they plan an assault on India;
their “Kasab” should be an Indian and not a Pakistani. That way, there’s every
chance that he might not get hanged.</span><span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">
When political compulsions decide when and how justice is meted, the value of
justice is negated.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">K. Unnikrishnan,
father of the slain NSG commando Sandeep Unnikrishnan said that a lot needs to
be done to bring the real perpetrators of Mumbai carnage to justice. He is
right. Kasab was after all a puppet in the hands of his handlers. In most such
cases, we catch the foot soldiers and think that the needful has been done. But
we all know that killing a man isn’t the solution. Killing the idea is what
matters. That nefarious idea is alive and kicking on both sides of the border.
26/11 wasn’t the last terror attack on the Indian soil. Kasab’s hanging won’t
end terrorism. That’s perhaps one reason why the people in the metro train were
anything but ecstatic on hearing this news. The real demon is the religious
intolerance and fanaticism that creates a monster out of a 21 year old boy. Until
that monster is killed, there will be more hangings and more debates, but no
permanent solution.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">(This post was first published at The Express Tribune- <a href="http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/14883/kasab%E2%80%99s-hanging-catharsis-or-politics/">Kasab’s hanging: Catharsis or politics? )</a></span></div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-678416706786208732012-10-09T08:07:00.000-07:002012-10-14T05:43:41.231-07:00Rahul Gandhi says he can understand the pain of students who couldn’t get in the IITs as he’s one of them!<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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revelation, the Congress scion Mr. Rahul Gandhi said that he could understand
the pain of private engineering college students as he was one of them!
Addressing a convocation of MoneyPal Institute of Technology, Chennai, Rahul
Gandhi gave a passionate speech and was at his usual best in trying to connect
with his audience.</span><br />
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">“I know you haven’t
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how difficult it is for you to survive in this biased saffronised world… I know
this as I am a non-IITian. I am one of you. ” Hearing this, the students, who
till then had either been in slumber or trance, went euphoric and gave a
standing ovation to Rahul.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Students,unable to hide their happiness surround Rahul</td></tr>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">“This is it! Now no
one can smirk at us when we say we are engineers!” said a student as he jumped
on stage and embraced Rahul baba. Rahul Gandhi looked visibly surprised, and
was rushed backstage by Digvijay Singh. The whole auditorium metamorphosed into
a dance floor as “Papa kehte hai” blared from the speakers.</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">A press conference was
called at Congress Headquarters to clear the air. “There has been a mistake. We
have found the culprit and handed him over to police.” said Congress spokesman
Manish Tiwari. </span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">“Rahul Gandhi had
scored AIR 420 in the IIT-JEE but sacrificed his career to take care of our
nation. All this confusion has been the handiwork of Rahul Ji’s speech writer.
The lazy guy had gotten in the habit of giving the same speech to Rahul Gandhi
on every occasion with little modifications. He just replaced the words
“BRAHMIN, MUSLIM, KASHMIRI, DALIT” and now “non-IIT” depending upon the
gathering Rahul ji was addressing. We have now hired Chetan Bhagat to draft
Rahul Ji’s speeches as he too is an IITian and youth icon like our beloved
leader.” </span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">“RSS ka haath hai! The
speech writer was from a Hindi medium school, trained in the typical Nazi style
of RSS!” Digvijay Singh, who usually smiles while making such comments, looked
anguished when he made this revelation.</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Faking News reporter
Chatur Chintu tried to get student community’s reaction on this issue.</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">“I feel vindicated.
Now my father can visit my IITian cousin’s house with pride and honour. ”, said
a Wipro intern with tears in his eyes.</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">“Do we care? The
hottest girls are in here and not in IITs! Beatch Please! ”, said the third
year MIT student Radheshyam Tiwari(who insisted on being called Ratz)</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Chetan Bhagat has
confirmed that he will be helping Rahul with his speeches. “Rahul and I come
from <i>Two States</i>. But we both know <i>What Young India Wants</i>. It will
be an honour to help him rectify the <i>Mistakes of His life</i>.”</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Narendra Modi, who is
campaigning for the Gujarat assembly polls, took a swipe at Rahul Gandhi. “It’s
true; Rahul did get into IIT--Italian Institute of Technology.”</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Meanwhile, Mamohan Singh
was overheard saying,”</span><span class="st"> <span lang="EN-GB">Hazaro jawabon se
acchi hai </span></span><i><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">meri khamoshi</span></i><span class="st"><span lang="EN-GB">…</span></span><span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">”</span></div>
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<br />
(A modified version of this article was published by Faking News(India's leading satire portal) on 14th Oct'12- <a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2012/10/9-out-of-10-engineers-failed-to-get-into-iits-including-me-rahul-gandhi/">http://www.fakingnews.com/2012/10/9-out-of-10-engineers-failed-to-get-into-iits-including-me-rahul-gandhi/</a>)</div>
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the writer doesn't intend to hurt anyone’s feelings or sentiments. So
don’t give too much of serious thought to it. Happy reading!)</span></span> </span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"> -Kunal Anand</span></div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-70856347027993004682012-10-05T21:26:00.000-07:002012-10-05T21:28:37.292-07:00To honour Queen Elizabeth, India not to celebrate Independence Day.<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">The Government of
India </span><span lang="EN-GB">has</span><span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">
decided that it will forego the official Independence Day celebrations to mark
the diamond jubilee year of Queen Elizabeth’s rule. The announcement was made
yesterday by the Minister of Hurtful Sentiments, Shri Digvijay Singh.</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">“We are a tolerant and
secular country. Hurting other people’s sentiments for the sake of our
celebrations has never been our nature. Keeping in line with the various
decisions our ministry has taken to honour the sentiments of various sections
of the society, we have decided not to indulge in unnecessary revelry on 15<sup>th</sup>
August to honour Her Highness Shrimati Queen Elizabeth. She has been a great
ruler. Infact, the entire British rule was a blessing in disguise as propounded
by our Prime Minister during his visit to Oxford University (</span><span lang="EN-GB"><a href="http://swaminomics.org/?p=432"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">http://swaminomics.org/?p=432</span></a></span><span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">). While the whole world celebrates the Diamond
Jubilee year of the Queen’s rule, not celebrating the Independence Day will be
our small token of love towards the great monarch whose family has stood for
strong democratic values for centuries.”</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">When a reporter asked
if there was a formal request from the British Monarchy regarding this issue,
Digvijay shook his head in a manner that is considered a ‘Yes’ in certain
cultures and ‘No’ in others. He went on to narrate the story behind this decision.
“Prince William, who happens to be a close buddy of Prince Rahul was on a
friendly visit to India last week. He mentioned to Prince Rahul how emotionally
attached his Grandmother is to India.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>She still keeps the Kohinoor on her study table as a paper weight! Just
imagine, she could have any big diamond from the mines of Africa, but she chose
Kohinoor. Considering that the Indians were equally happy (or miserable) under
the British as they are now, it’s illogical to call 15<sup>th</sup> August as
Independence Day. It was just a mere power transfer day like what happens every
5 years after the elections. Rahul Ji shared this story in the Congress Working
committee meeting which was presided, chaired, attended and managed by Shrimati
Shrimati Soniaji Gandhiji. A unanimous decision in this regard was taken to
honour and strengthen the bond between the two monarchies. “</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">“Does that mean the PM
will not address the country from the ramparts of Red fort this year?” asked a
reporter.</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Digvijay again shook
the head and said,” No. I request everyone not to indulge in any kind of
revelry as Section 144 will be imposed throughout the country except Kashmir to
prevent any unwanted incidents. We have also asked Salman Khan to promote his
upcoming film ‘Ek tha Tiger’ which is releasing on 15<sup>th</sup> August as an
‘Eid’ release instead of an ‘Independence day’ release. There will be a special
episode of Satyamev jayate on 11<sup>th</sup> August to expose how pesticides
and colours are used in the Jalebis that is sold on Independence Day and how
the money that can be used for upliftment of poor is wasted on this day. Aamir
has agreed to promote ‘Sharbat Swatantrata Divas’<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>as an alternative to unnecessary display of
wealth and might. After making India a cartoon and painting-free nation,we hope
that this latest initiative will also be a resounding success.”</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">The opposition NDA was
up in arms against this ‘draconian’ measure. “This is another example of
dynastic politics. Only a ‘Queen’ can understand the feelings of another
Queen.” said one of their leaders. Narendra Modi made a startling revelation.”
This is another sorry attempt to save Manmohan Singh. Last year, it was
discovered that he was lip-syncing at Red fort while Sonia Gandhi delivered the
speech in Hindi, albeit with help from a voice modulation software. I request
everyone to tune in to ETV Gujarat on 15<sup>th</sup> August and hear their
future PM who actually SPEAKS.”</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Nitish Kumar appeared
all confused when asked about this issue. While he didn’t support UPA’s
decision, he didn’t want to appear ‘communal’ by opposing it and standing on
the same side as Narendra Modi. With much coaxing, he added,” Whatever they do,
secularism must be upheld.”</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Internationally, like
in most cases, this decision of the Indian govt. has garnered little response.
While 52% of Americans believed India was still a colony of Britain, 31%
thought we were referring to Red Indians who surely shouldn’t celebrate
Independence Day. The remaining wanted Obama to bomb India and protect their
jobs from being Bangalored.</span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Pakistan,which was
nowhere in the picture,has welcomed this decision .”This is a great step
towards normalization of bilateral relations between the two superpowers of
Asia. The ice was thawed when India officially decided not to celebrate the
1971 and Kargil war victories. This latest initiative will bring us even
closer. Pakistan has unilaterally decided to take back Veena Malick even though
we still maintain that she wasn’t a state sponsored terrorist sent across
border to terrorize India with her acting skills and ‘drop-dead’ looks. The
Reserve Bank of Pakistan has decided to honour the long standing ties between
the two countries by printing 100,500 and 1000 rupee notes in Indian currency
with pictures of Manmohan Singh hugging Zardari.” said Rehman Malick, the inferior
minister of Pakistan.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"></span><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="mso-no-proof: yes;"></span></span><span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"> Next time,wear gloves and I may let you touch
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">-Kunal Anand</span></div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-20590447017608977342012-05-20T06:41:00.000-07:002020-03-29T04:24:59.100-07:00Government to introduce BAKCHODI law to make India cartoon free by 2020.<span lang="EN-GB"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: "trebuchet ms" , "verdana" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">(This
post is a work of fiction, and the writer doesn't intend to hurt
anyone’s feelings or sentiments. So don’t give too much of serious
thought to it. Happy reading !)</span></span><br />
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In yet another step
towards making India a serious superpower by 2020 A.D, the government has
announced a series of steps for making India a cartoon-free country. Home
Minister Peachy Tambram and Minister of Information and Broadcasting Ms. Ban
Bika Sodhi addressed a press conference in Delhi in which they highlighted the
grave threat of growing cartoonism in India and Govt’s concrete plans to deal
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“Gone are the days
when cartoons were funny. We no more live in the innocent era of Tom and Jerry
and Tenaliram. This form of amusement has now become a tool to terrorize and
maim the state. Our P.M, Shri Maun Mohan Singh recently rated ‘Cartoonism’ as
the single biggest threat to Indian democracy”, Peachy said with his usual
‘intello-smile’. </div>
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“Recently, there was
this highly derogatory cartoon of a great Dalit leader in one of the text
books. It was wake up call for all of us to realize how grave a danger such
cartons have become. They can hurt feelings of Hindus, Muslims, Christians and
{(Hindus, Muslims, Christians) (Dalits)}. Have you seen those regular
abominable cartoons in certain newspapers? God! They can lead to mini-wars!”
Ban Bika said widening her eyes and mouth-cavity.</div>
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“In wake of regular
protests by masses against such defamatory and inflammatory content, the
government has asked Facebook and Google to filter such material. Also, the 1,
10,000 books with the derogatory cartoon of our constitution maker have been
recalled from the village schools across the country. The government is
planning to introduce a bill called ‘<b>Ban All Kinds of Cartoons Having
Offensive and Derogatory Intentions (BAKCHODI)</b>’ in the monsoon session to
create laws for dealing strictly with such miscreants. “</div>
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When reporter Chatur
Chintu asked if this decision didn’t infringe upon the freedom of expression, Tambram
smiled again like a saint under the influence of marijuana and said,” This
isn’t a total ban. We have exempted Orkut and Cartoon Network from this ban.
Also, to assure that our kids get a feel of the glorious past of Indian
cartoons, Doordarshan will telecast Jungle book from the coming Sunday. You can
also read the hand-outs given to you. It lists the various types of content
exempted from the forthcoming BAKCHODI law”</div>
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“But Sir, no one uses
Orkut and cartoon Network shows only Japanese carto…” </div>
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Before Chatur Chintu
could complete his sentence, there was a power cut and by the time lights came
back, he had left his seat. His Facebook status after a few hours read -“Down
with cartoonism! Long Live Democracy!”, although some of his friends claim that
his account has been hacked and he isn’t returning any calls.</div>
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The fate of the BAKCHODI
law still hangs in balance as people are expecting Anna Karare to start a
hunger strike in opposition. Meanwhile, here’s a list of the things to be
exempted from the new law.</div>
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1. Statues of
Chayawati.</div>
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2. Un-photo shopped
photos of Mournta Wham-erji,</div>
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3. Talking videos of
Chalu Yadav.</div>
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4. Silent videos of
P.M Maun Mohan.</div>
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5. Election speeches
of Ruler Gandhi and his brother-in-law Robert What Ra.</div>
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6. Any cartoon
depicting Hindu Gods who weren’t Dalit.</div>
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7. Any cartoon
depicting Muslims and Christians that has been approved by the Shahi Imam and
Pope Benedict XV1 respectively.</div>
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8. Edited versions of
R.K Layman’s ‘Common Man’ series after removing any politicians’ caricature or
politically motivated text from them.</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">'Common Man' after BAKCHODI</td></tr>
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(first published on NTMN with minor changes <a href="http://newsthatmattersnot.com/2012/05/india-to-be-a-cartoon-free-zone-by-2020-as-govt-vows-to-root-out-cartoonism.html">http://newsthatmattersnot.com/2012/05/india-to-be-a-cartoon-free-zone-by-2020-as-govt-vows-to-root-out-cartoonism.html</a>)</div>
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-Kunal Anand</div>
Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-23427513865670124012012-04-22T04:04:00.001-07:002020-03-29T04:25:14.734-07:00Morphed video of BJP MLAs watching the morphed sex tape of Abhishek Manu Singhvi found.(Special thanks to NTMN for first publishing this satire <a href="http://newsthatmattersnot.com/2012/04/another-porngate-video-shows-bjp-mlas-watching-morphed-sex-video-of-abhishek-manu-singhvi.html" rel="nofollow nofollow" target="_blank">http://newsthatmattersnot.com/2012/04/another-porngate-video-shows-bjp-mlas-watching-morphed-sex-video-of-abhishek-manu-singhvi.html</a>)<br />
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post is a work of fiction, and the writer doesn't intend to hurt
anyone’s feelings or sentiments. So don’t give too much of serious
thought to it. Happy reading !)</span></span></div>
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Last night, India TV
aired an exclusive video footage that showed 3 BJP MLAs from Karnataka watching
a sex clip which looked like the infamous fake sex tape of renowned congress
spokesperson Shri Abhishek Manu Singhvi. Titled, ‘BJP ka secular porn prem’,
the program has been repeatedly telecast for the last two days. The video shows
3 MLAs watching a grainy video on a Micromax Funbook. The cameraperson then
strategically zooms at the Funbook screen to reveal a fat, bald ugly male telling
a fat, hairy ugly female-“It’s give and take madam. Give a job to get a job”.
The rest of the video is blurred.</div>
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Singhvi, who had
fallen sick since the fake MMS of him started circulating, was back to his
fiery best. “This is the real <span lang="EN-GB">chaal, charitra &
chehra of BJP. They are bunch of pervert
right wing fascists who have defiled the sanctity of the State Assembly by
watching porn while in session.”</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Singhvi reprimanding the ignorant reporter.</td></tr>
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<span lang="EN-GB">When a reporter pointed out that what he
was referring to as porn was allegedly his own video, Singhvi lost his cool and
said with a smile-“Which channel are you from? When everyone from Barkha Dutta
to Rajdeep Sardesai to TOI has understood that the video is doctored, how can
you still ask such dumb questions? Are you from ‘Saamna’ or ‘Paanch Janya’? ”</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">He further elaborated on the conspiracy.”
The video is of a lawyer from Chennai High Court. My ex-driver happens to be
friends with his ex-driver. They hatched this plan to blackmail me. He morphed
it at a CD shop in Ritchie Street. You know these people. They have so many
computer engineers in there. If you go to Chennai, you can see hundreds of
billboards showing Mahatma Gandhi sitting with Rajiv and Rahul Gandhi and Capt.
Vijaykanth doing yoga with Swami Vivekananda. Such morphing is like child’s
play for them.”</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">Almost at the same time, another press
conference was held in Bangalore by BJP. ”The video showing 3 of our MLAs is
morphed. But the video shown in the video is real”, said BS Yedurrapaa, hoping
to win support from his MLAs to get back the CMs chair. “It’s a clear case of
paid media of the Congress trying to malign our leaders. First, they came up
with a morphed video of Shri Nithyannd ji. The original video was of Shiney
Ahuja from Sins. In it, he played the real life character of a Christian priest
who indulged in sex acts with a poor woman. But the paid secular media coloured
the white robes into saffron and plasted Nithayand’s face on it to malign our
culture. As if this wasn’t enough, now they have started attacking our
political leaders too! It’s high time we learn from Mamta Banerjee on how to
deal with such trouble makers. ”</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">Fake or not fake, both the Singhvi and BJP
videos have gone viral on social networking sites. The maximum interest in the
videos is being seen among the people of Bengal who have taken to the advice of
their Didi and started watching songs and videos instead of news channels. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB">Singhvi’s ex-driver has gone missing. There
are reports that he has been approached by James Cameroon to work on the
special effects of Avatar2. Meanwhile, in a sign of solidarity with their
faithful leader, Congress has made Abhishek Manu Singhvi the <i>chair</i>person
of the <i>STANDING</i> committee</span> for reforms (Act for
Respecting and Promoting Equality—RAPE) to increase the percentage of
women in the Higher Judiciary.
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<span lang="EN-GB">-Kunal Anand</span></div>
<span id="goog_296416064"></span><span id="goog_296416065"></span>Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-9564674338224789222012-03-19T07:57:00.000-07:002012-04-22T05:26:59.508-07:00Some people...they just don't give up...<br />
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<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5vkm5duRAq4/T2dHgQoS5sI/AAAAAAAAAHk/g9yZdHM4drc/s1600/SAD.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="156" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5vkm5duRAq4/T2dHgQoS5sI/AAAAAAAAAHk/g9yZdHM4drc/s200/SAD.jpg" width="200" /></a><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">(This incident happened while I was in Chennai.It changed my outlook towards life.Even to this day,whenever I feel dejected for any reason,I recall this incident and realize how lucky I am and how brave those people are who struggle on a daily basis and yet NEVER GIVE UP.)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> I was sitting in the local train on my journey back to college.A women of around 35 entered the compartment,a toddler tied to her bck and a small girl of around 10 following her.The girl then started dancing on a tamil song while the women played a small "dholki".The small girl,with tiny bright eyes,dried face and empty stomach bent her body like a professional gymnast and passed herself through an iron ring bending her body in a circle.In Russia,she could have been an Olympic gymnast.In India,thanks to our long cherished blindness to anything and anyone who's extraordinarily talented,she is a famished poor.</span></div>
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A few stations passed.Two people climbed in,a man selling sweet candies and a lady selling pencils.So what's so special about this?Well,both of them were visually impaired.<br />
Some people,they just don't give up.They might be poor,they might be blind.They might have every reason to loose hope,to cry,to run away from life,to beg...But,they won't.The human spirit sometimes becomes too strong and lofty to fall on its knees and beg for mercy.The world gets tired trying their patience and honesty.They don't get tired proving their mettle.<br />
The next time You feel it's all over,remember that spirit in you..IT WON'T GIVE UP UNTIL YOU DO.</span></div>
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</div>Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-51697664911886872552012-01-26T22:08:00.000-08:002012-01-26T22:12:47.588-08:00The Dumb electorate.Our politicians, if given a chance could be the best explosive experts. They are good at diffusing bombs. For almost a year, the entire nation talked about the Jan Lokpal and how corruption affects every common man. There was a spurt in the RTI requests being filed by the civil society. Scams were unearthed on a regular basis and some very big names, who thought they were beyond the law of land, tasted jail food. Doesn’t matter if you are a supporter of Anna and Kejriwal or not, you have to give it to them for making corruption a serious issue for the people.<br />
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<div class="MsoNormal">The government scrambled. It was a new situation for every party. What followed was lathi-charge, ban on SMSes and online censorship. For once, even the diehard “Iss desh ka kuch nahi ho sakta(Nothing’s going to change)” brigade sat down and listened. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal">Then came the U.P elections. One announcement from one leader and the entire equation changed. Forget Lokpal,forget CWG scam, forget Bhatta Parsaul,forget even the lawlessness in UP, the only thing that seems to matter for the parties and the people is the minority quota in the OBC category.</div><div class="MsoNormal">I am not a supporter of blind reservation given in our country. It’s a sham until it’s complimented with robust education and employment opportunities. This is the reason why almost 49% reservation in India hasn’t been able to produce the desired effect. </div><div class="MsoNormal">The politicians have a point in keeping us illiterate, unemployed and divided on caste and communal lines. It makes their task easier. They can get votes en bloc. It’s easy to make a hungry man follow you blindly by showing him bread. The hungry man will not ask you why you can’t assure a constant supply of food for him. He won’t even ask why you can’t teach him to make bread. He is hungry, and he needs that loaf. Our netas know this too well. They know that no matter what wrong they do to us and this country, by the time they reach our doorsteps for votes, we will be hungry, thanks to their flawed policies since Independence. They throw us the bread, and we grab it, without realizing that it’s made from our own sweat and blood.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Coming to the UP polls. The Sacchar committee report had suggested that Muslims in India do not have adequate representation in government jobs. To an outsider, this might seem strange. How can the second largest Muslim population in the world be marginalized in its own country? This is the exact question the Muslims need to ask themselves and their leaders. They must ask why the government hasn’t tried to make them a part of the mainstream. They must ask why the same government that is over-zealous in granting funds for Madrasas has refrained from opening CBSE affiliated schools in their areas. They must ask why the government always plays to the gallery for the hardliners in their community and not the common Muslim whose daily concern is same as mine-a decent life. And at last, they must ask themselves, why do they vote and follow such leaders.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">The Hindus need to get their house straight too. Do we realize we’re turning into a bunch of over sensitive sissies? When did Hinduism become weak enough to be offended by a mere painting of some old man or the words of TV commentator in the U.S? When did we start getting polarized in the name of saving our religion? The Ghajnis and Ghoris killed millions of Hindus, but not Hinduism. If we become just like them, they will have finally won. </div><div class="MsoNormal">We are not supposed to be like this. We are supposed to think sanely. Reservations might get us jobs. But knowledge will empower us. If the Dalits and the Muslims are properly educated, they won’t need the crutches of reservation. I won’t talk about the Ganga-Jamuni tehzeeb and the stories of friendship between Hindus-Muslims. I won’t even talk about that Ram in Ramzan and Ali in Diwali. I don’t think we are kids to be swayed by stories. I will just say that unless we do away with this mutual disrespect and hatred for each other due to religion or caste, we will be taken for ride by any and every corrupt politician. They don’t respect us because they know we can be easily fooled and made to bay for each other’s blood. They know we will fight for our Gods instead for our hungry kids. They know we don’t realize its God protecting us and not the other way round. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">It’s time we refuse to be their pets. Let’s not run after every bread thrown at us. We want serious development in all spheres. We mean business. Do not look at our freedom fighters for inspiration. They were against a formidable enemy. The one we face today can be cut to size by a wise choice we make on that voting machine.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">-Kunal Anand</div>Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8914154685152983709.post-78170840334429834562012-01-22T09:43:00.000-08:002012-01-22T09:48:35.240-08:00What does democracy mean to me?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieTonlA5P5UjaN8BVH1m7bi6LobkeJZiqtsWH7_RampFyKW7zChWLxZ_qnEsJuVVbNd3wq9T1ygoqzUWSMg0opjVXSw1V3CJQwP04R3TcjpExEHsxjrRlCWfdKFuW4gQn3pBfj1nMhWK2S/s1600/hands.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieTonlA5P5UjaN8BVH1m7bi6LobkeJZiqtsWH7_RampFyKW7zChWLxZ_qnEsJuVVbNd3wq9T1ygoqzUWSMg0opjVXSw1V3CJQwP04R3TcjpExEHsxjrRlCWfdKFuW4gQn3pBfj1nMhWK2S/s320/hands.png" width="320" /></a></div><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; font-weight: normal;">I was tempted to start this post with the Gettysburg address by Abraham Lincoln. “O</span><span class="st"><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt;">f the </span></span><i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; font-weight: normal;">people</span></i><span class="st"><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt;">, by the </span></span><i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; font-weight: normal;">people</span></i><span class="st"><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt;">, </span></span><i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; font-weight: normal;">for the people</span></i><span class="st"><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt;">.</span></span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; font-weight: normal;">” is an interesting idea taught in the junior school civics books. But as we grow up,we learn that many things that we believed as kids are not true. For me,it started with knowing that Santa isn’t real.The thought made me sad.But soon,I realized that even though there wasn’t any jolly,old man living at the North Pole, the idea of Santa was very real.Why do kids love Santa?Gifts,right? And gifts they get,year after year,from their parents and neighbours. </span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal">As I grew up and observed the world's largest democracy,I was in for a heartbreak(again). The Lincoln definition didn’t hold true. Few governments were formed by the people.Elections were mostly about money and muscles.Few governments were of or cared for the people.It was all about making money, and securing a seat for relatives and sons.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">I was disillusioned. But,like in case of Santa,I realized that it’s not about corrupt politicians and bureaucrats, it’s about the idea of democracy. And that idea is alive in form of Rights,Freedom and Responsibilities.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Rights and Freedom(citizens)</b>:Human rights and freedom are fundamental to a democracy.In India and in U.S,the major reason behind a vibrant democracy is the rights granted to the citizens by the constitution. Democracy is about the right to choose my own God,call Him by a name I like and pray to Him the way I deem fit. It’s also about the right not to choose a God. Democracy is about the right to live with dignity.A society wherein no one is targeted because of his/her race,gender,ethnicity or religion.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"> A government might try to curtail these rights. The recent debate on online censorship being a case in point. The beauty of a functioning democracy is the right to protest against such initiatives. Those sitting in the higher echelons of power might miss the cries of a few individuals. But when the entire nation shouts,they mean business. My idea of democracy gives its citizens a right to shout,to be heard and respected.Ppeople might be wrong at times.But in a democracy,that’s no reason to shut anyone’s voice. Democracy is freedom.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Rights and Freedom(Government): </b>A strong government is integral to a strong democracy. Government has to be free from undue international and political pressures. If it’s vulnerable to arm-twisting by fringe elements,it can never deliver good governance.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"> A strong opposition is essential to keep the government from turning in an autocracy. They work as conscience-keepers of the government. It’s their right to protest when they feel the government is wrong.Its the responsibility of the government to negotiate in such situations instead of acting haughty.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Responsibilities(Citizens): </b>Unbridled rights without responsibility is of no use. My freedom of speech doesn’t mean I can shower abuses at others. My freedom of religion doesn’t mean I can deride the followers of other faiths. As Spiderman’s(I was sad when I realized he too isn’t real and his closest substitute is Barack Obama) uncle said-“With great powers,come great responsibilities”. </div><div class="MsoNormal"> Democracy gives us great powers.If you think I am exaggerating,turn your eyes(and nose) to Egypt,Libya, and other Middle East regimes. Smell jasmine? The monarchs,who had subdued every legitimate aspiration of their countrymen,are tumbling down. Thousands have laid their lives fighting for the same basic civil rights that we take for granted. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">The rights we get have to be complimented with certain responsibilities to make a democracy tick. Be it the responsible use of public services like transport,water,electricity or choosing our words wisely so as not to hurt other. So how do we know whether we are being responsible or not? Just make sure that our actions and words aren’t infringing upon someone else’s rights.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Responsibilities(Government): </b>This one’s the favourite part of many of us. We all want an honest and responsible government. In large and diverse countries like India and the U.S,a responsible government is necessary to keep the nation united and on the right track. A few wrong moves and what you get is a massive civil society agitation or a dark Wikipedia page making it very difficult to complete your child’s homework. The best way to live happily ever after is to stick to the books(constitution) and provide Justice,Liberty,Equality,Fraternity to the people.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">My description of democracy might not be complete.But these are the things I feel are crucial to the idea of a vibrant democracy. There are nations that have failed to sustain this form of governance as they missed on one or the other of these points. And how does India fair on the democratic scale? Fairly good. We have never had a coup,and since independence,there has been just one incident of breakdown of the democratic machinery at the centre. But there’s a long way to go. We still need to address the grievances of fellow Indians who have turned to armed struggles. We still need to control the spate of farmers suicides and feed our malnourished kids. We have to assure the common man that it’s safe to venture out of home and that the police and the intelligence will protect him from getting blown up in a terror attack. He needs to be assured that a water or electricity connection is his basic right and no bribe is necessary for the same. His daughter must not be deprived of a seat in the medical college because of her caste or lack of capitation fee. He needs his basic rights and freedom. But the catch is,the common man must understand that the state can’t be overthrown by pelting stones or raising an army of tribal insurgents.He needs to channelize his anger.He needs to vote ,and vote wisely. He is as accountable for electing the right government representative as the government is for addressing his aspirations.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">The idea called democracy is enchantingly beautiful. With a little intelligent work by each one of us, we can make it a perfect reality.</div>Kunal Anandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09176294694810295474noreply@blogger.com0